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Thinking


[Blatsy swings open the mortuary lobby doors from the sunny outside. Catfield floats in the foreground with a look of worry directed at nothing. Blatsy: "Hey June! You'll never guess what kind of dust I-"]

[Blatsy: "Oh, I guess June's not in the lobby. Hey Mr. Catflied, is June home?"]

[Catfield snaps to attention. Catfield: "Oh hiya Blatsy! Didn't see ya there! I was busy thinking about all my life's regrets I can't change. You ever do that, kid?" Blatsy: "No that sounds awful..."]

[Catfield: "Haha I gues it sure is! Well, maybe you'll get to do it too one day. Have a great day, kid!" Blatsy looks horrified.]

Every Time


[Carmen bangs on a TV with static on screen. Carmen: "Hey, could someone float up to the roof and fix the antenna?"]

[Voice from the TV: "OooooOOOOoooOOOOOOooo!"]

[A Generic ghost, emerging from the TV: "OooooOOooOOoooOOOooo!"]

[Carmen: "Do you have to do that every time?" Generic: "It's an oooooooolllddddiiieee, buut aaaaa gooooOOOoooodiiiieeeee!"]

Enrollment


[AlphaghouI from WebToon asks: "How did Dr. Marloon enroll B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P. into school?"]

[Principal Shalat leans on some papers on a disorderly desk: "What? B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P's just a regular student! Been here since day one!"]

[Principal Shalat, revealing a gaping hole in the office wall: "He marched right into my office and declared he's _always_ been a student! Can't argue with that! Just thinking about it makes me sweat!" Indeed, he's sweating.]

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