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[BootStrop Paradox from YouTube says: "I've had more gym coaches teach me world history than fingers on my hands"]

[Coach McKinney: "Well what the free-throwin' heck is THAT s'posed ta mean?"]

[Coach McKinney: "How do you know I ain't just a hist'ry teacher who teaches basketball??"]

[Coach McKinney: "It's not the case, but how do _you_ know, huh??"]

[Edmund: "Sometimes I just likes messin' wif' people"]

[Edmund, to a mortal on a park bench reading a book: "The detective IS the murderer!"]

[Edmund grins as the mortal realizes sad shock.]

[Edmund: "Joke's on them! I can't even read! Ha!"]

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