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Every Time


[Carmen bangs on a TV with static on screen. Carmen: "Hey, could someone float up to the roof and fix the antenna?"]

[Voice from the TV: "OooooOOOOoooOOOOOOooo!"]

[A Generic ghost, emerging from the TV: "OooooOOooOOoooOOOooo!"]

[Carmen: "Do you have to do that every time?" Generic: "It's an oooooooolllddddiiieee, buut aaaaa gooooOOOoooodiiiieeeee!"]

Enrollment


[AlphaghouI from WebToon asks: "How did Dr. Marloon enroll B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P. into school?"]

[Principal Shalat leans on some papers on a disorderly desk: "What? B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P's just a regular student! Been here since day one!"]

[Principal Shalat, revealing a gaping hole in the office wall: "He marched right into my office and declared he's _always_ been a student! Can't argue with that! Just thinking about it makes me sweat!" Indeed, he's sweating.]

Wolves


[June, Blatsy, and Dmitry walk through a canyon in silhouette. June: "There was quicksand over there." Blatsy: "Over here is where we got down from the tree." June: "And where we got surrounded by wolves."]

[We come closer. Dmitri: "Why did you not fight wolves?" June: "Why would we fight the wolves?"]

[Dmitri, disgruntled: "Why would-? What are you taught in school?" June: "Not to fight wolves!"]

[Dmitri: "Then what is point of such school?" Blatsy: "Math...?"]

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