Obituary: The Cartoon Series

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River Legs

Blatsy and June study in June's room. Blatsy: "Hey June, do you think it's weird that River Legs never needs to eat?" June: "River... what?"

Blatsy: "You know! _River Legs!_ That mischievous octopus that The Faceless Abomination cursed into your locker!" A thought bubble with an octopus appears.

June: "You kept that...? And named it 'River Legs...'? Blatsy: "Well you kept the cat."

Revolution

SpanglishCatto from YouTube asks: "Dmitri, how [do you] start a revolution?"

Dmitiri floats among graves. Dmitri: "Revolution can take place in one of two ways."

Dimtri: "One is like push boulder up hill -- feeding ideas to people, hoping the will push in right direction to topple foes like pins. Incline and effort is important."

Dmitri: "The other... is like pushing boulder off cliff, so it crushes those below like bugs. Definitely messier, but sometimes necessary."

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