Honest Work


[Gravos Chhoeshart from WebToon asks: "Mr. Catfield have you spoke too much that it puts you in a really bad spot?"] [Catfield: "Who among hasn't had a run-in with the cops, right? I just had a reason to to sweat, though I never got properly scorched."] [Catfield: "Ol' Catfield just had the mob put some pressure on, you understand? I'd courier who-knows-what for them while on my sales route."] [Catfield: "Such a pity to put me under such duress too. I was just trying to make it as an honest Joe, selling ashtray-equipped pedal cars for kids!"]

Daylight Shaving Time


[Blatsy: "Hey, Dr. Marloon, what ar you working on?" Marloon: "Fixing Daylight Savings time with Daylight _Shaving_ Time"] [Blatsy: "Daylght Shaving Time?" Marloon: "Yes! You see, the biggest problem with Daylight Savings Time is the date always sneaks up on you. You never remember it until after it happens, and then you're late or early. And why does it switch over at 1AM? Ludicrous!"] [Marloon: "But with Daylight _Shaving_ Time, we slowly shave away at the time difference, adding or removing a simple 19.72603 seconds after midnight each night, except - of course - the extra day of a leap year!"] [Blatsy: "Wouldn't it be easier to just do away with Daylight Savings Time altogether?" Marloon: "In theory, but in practice, I'm not sure I could get everyone on board with that big of a change."]

Sandy's Story


[The Tinmanhat from WebToon asks: "What's Sandy's story?"] [Sandy: "Oh, jeepers. My story? There's not much to say, but - Oh, where to start?"] [Sandy: "Well, I grew up in Ludburrow County. I loved my mother, father, and my older sister, Miranda. The four of us were all exceptionally close. Growing up, I loved quilting, baking, going to church, doing puzzles, spending time in the park with my girlfriends, Coral and Shelly - we actually pierced each other's ears and that's a whole story in itself. My first kiss was Todd Greely on April 3 1956 at a movie. I remember the kiss p-fectly, but for the life of me can't remember t- movie! I dated Andy Beck my freshman year of high school and was also on the tennis team. Oh, and throughout all of that I was participating in state fair baking competitions, and had just -tarted gardening, when I was hit by a --- -fter leaving Coral's surprise birthday!"] [Sandy: "Hmm. I feel like I left some things out, I'll be right back. Let me grab my diaries!"]