Anime


[Lisa Rose: "I can_not_ believe that Ella would say that to D'Angelo." Daisy: "But she _100%_ did. He's been unfaithful and he was - like - definitely gaslighting her."] [June: "What is this? An anime or something?"] [Lisa Rose: "Really, Cemetery Girl? _Anime_? No. This is a show with _substance_: the hit reality show, Lovers & Haters." Daisy: "Yeah. It's got - like - romance and betrayal and fabulous outfits!"] [June: "I dunno that sounds an awful lot like an anime." Violet: "Also, a story's medium doesn't necessarily dictate-" Lisa Rose: "I swear to all that is holy, Violet, shut up!"]

Dead Things


[Frog from Discord asks: "Hi June, have any cool facts about... uh... dead things?"] [June: "I definitely have interesting facts about _the mortician business_, though I figure you don't want anything too graphic."] [June: "Probably something more in the vein of what you're looking for is how in ancient Egypt it was believed that the shadow was an extension of the soul."] [Carmen: "But if you _do_ want to talk veins, and how to drain a body before embalming--" June: "No, no, that's not a cool fact!"]


Quattuorvigintal Time


[Blatsy: "Hey, Dr. Marloon, what are you working on?" Marloon: "Trying to sort out time, Blatsy. Although this time I've got it with Quattuorvigintal Time!"] [Blatsy: "Quatro... Quatturo... Quaou--" Marloon: "Don't hurt yourself. But yes. You see it always rubbed me the wrong way that everything in the metric system is divisible by 10, but the main metric unit of time - the second - isa mess! 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day! So..."] [Marloon: "I've unified it all! Everything is now in multiples of the number with the most factors: 24! I've changed the durations, and viola! 24 seconds in a minute! 24 minutes in an hour! And since distances are defined by time, those would change too."] [Blatsy: "But won't that make the math harder?" Marloon: "Not after I convert all numbers into base 24."]