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Mortuary Mail - "Are Carmen and Hillary related?"


[Willow Hodge from Facebook asks: Are Carmen and Hillary related, or like best friends?] [Carmen: "Oh, yeah, we're distant cousins." Hillary: "Carm, be nice."] [Carmen: "I _am_ being nice. I'm answering Willow's question." Hillary: "And letting her know how you really feel?"] [Carmen: "Im always honest about how I feel. And that won _you_ over, didn't it?" Hillary: "Mmm..."] [They make out] [Carmen: "Yeah, we're definitely not related." Hillary: "And we're more than just best friends."]

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Introducing: Mortuary Mail!


[Catfield: "Well that sure was a swell story, huh, folks? What wacky hijinks and zany characters!"] [Catfield: "But why is ol' Lester Catfield talking to you today? Because I'm here to sell you on what's coming next!"] ["We're introducing 'Mortuary Mail!' It's the opportunity for us, the characters from Obituary, to answer _your_ questions! This'll also allow the creators to have more time to prep the next big comic episode! I couldn't possibly _be_ more figuratively or literally transparent about this!"] ["So leave your questions for any of us in the comments and check back next week as we start answering your inquiries!"]

Home Ectoplasm - p16

[Blatsy: "I feel like I let all the ghosts down..." June: "They'll be fine. With eternity on their hands, things hardly stick."] [Blatsy: "But you know, June, I really let you down. I was selfish and too caught up being praised that I didn't pay attention to you. I'm really sorry..."] [June: "That means a lot to me. Apology accepted. And, yeah, you may have been a bit of a jerk today, but, well, you weren't really you most of the time. I'm glad to have you back, Blatsy. Imperfections and all."] [June and Blatsy hug] [Blatsy: "So what are we gonna do with all these trophies..." June: "Wanna just leave them here?" Blatsy: "Honestly? Yes."] [June and Blatsy leave the trophies behind. Blatsy: "Hey... June? When is the Greek yogurt taste gonna leave my mouth?" June: "After all that mindscaping? Probably about a month..." Blatsy: "Oh, yuck..." THE END]

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