Mortuary Mail - "What's the biggest thing that Sandy is most upset that she missed out on w


[Nathan Grefsrud from Facebook asks: What's the biggest thing that Sandy is most upset that she missed out on when she was alive?] [Sandy: "What am I most upset about missing out on? Well, golly, there's not much!"] [Sandy: "Although... I _was_ really good at tennis. I never got the chance to try out for varsity."] [Sandy: "And I never got to graduate high school, or college, or become an elementary school teacher like I planned."] [Sandy: "And love! Sure, I was going steady with Andy Beck, but we never went to prom! I never was proposed to. I didn't get married or have a honeymoon! I never had all the babies I wanted!"] [Sandy (background): "I never experienced the miracle of childbirth _multiple times!_ I never did my patriotic duty and _paid taxes!_ Oh, sweet mother of disappointment!" Blatsy: "Is she going to be okay?" June: "Honestly, if she never had moments like this, I'd be more worried about that."]

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