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[Nathan Grefsrud from Facebook asks: What's the biggest thing that Sandy is most upset that she missed out on when she was alive?] [Sandy: "What am I most upset about missing out on? Well, golly, there's not much!"] [Sandy: "Although... I _was_ really good at tennis. I never got the chance to try out for varsity."] [Sandy: "And I never got to graduate high school, or college, or become an elementary school teacher like I planned."] [Sandy: "And love! Sure, I was going steady with Andy Beck, but we never went to prom! I never was proposed to. I didn't get married or have a honeymoon! I never had all the babies I wanted!"] [Sandy (background): "I never experienced the miracle of childbirth _multiple times!_ I never did my patriotic duty and _paid taxes!_ Oh, sweet mother of disappointment!" Blatsy: "Is she going to be okay?" June: "Honestly, if she never had moments like this, I'd be more worried about that."]

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[Anurag Yadav from Facebook asks: What's June's key for?] [June climbs a tree, reaching for her key. Voice: "Missing something, June?" June: "Yeah, who's...?"] [June: "Oh... hi... Tree...?" Tree: "It seems you and your key are doing the wrong things."] [Tree: "A key should open things. And you? You should visit your mother!"] [June sits bolt upright in bed, clutching her key.] [Sandy: "June! Is everything all right? You just screamed!" June: "I did? Weird. I feel fine, Sandy. I think I had a weird dream. I can't really remember anything though. Maybe there was a tree? Anyway, it was just a dream."]

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[Marcus Ganser from Facebook says: I ship Blatsy and Sandy. Now I'm not pushing anyone for a definite answer here, but...it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility, right?] [Sandy: "Lady Plume, may I ask you a personal question? It's about love between ghosts and mortals... Do you have any... opinions about it?"] [Lady Plume: "Love between a ghost and a mortal? Why would you ask me about a thing like that...?" Sandy: "Well, I heard that when you were mortal you... dated a... phantasm..."] [Lady Plume: "Such a thing is possible, Sandy, but it is also quite difficult and can lead to a lot of hurt... You will have different viewpoints. Different needs. You will have to make _sacrifices!_ Sacrifices that will _stay with you!_"] [Sandy: "But that just sounds like _any_ relationship."] [Lady Plume: "I suppose you're right. Have fun with your romancing." Sandy: "Hooray for love!"]

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