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Mortuary Mail's been flooding in, so the folks around Eternal Rivers Mortuary decided to take on two questions this week!

[Samantha Sanchez from Facebook asks: How are some of the others feeling about Faceless hanging around?] [The Faceless Abomination: "I do not simply 'hang around.' I have taken on young June Crocker as a pupil! I am training her in the arts of Death itself..."] [Lady Plume: _And_ reading all my books, without my permission..."] [Gramplin: "And rearrangin' my medals! I worked hard to steal those, and even harder to order them by theft!"] [Catfield: "And eating every crumb in he pantr-"] [The room quakes. The Faceless Abomination: "THE SENSATION SOOTHES ME!"] [The ghosts smile nervously. The Faceless Abomination: "As you can see, I have been... received with grace..."]

And no topic is more popular or relevant than June's sweater!

[Nathaniel Logsdon from Facebook asks: Do you ever not wear your sweater?] [June: "Well, I don't wear it in the shower, of course. Or when I go to bed. I wear pajamas instead. I _think_ that's it though."] [June thinks.] [June thinks harder.] [June: "Don't you want to know more about my life, or, like, ghosts?"]

Until next time, keep sending in your questions about June's sweater to barrytebros@gmail.com, to learn more about June's sweater? Join all the other sweaters on Patreon, and join our mailing sweater to hear about any big sweaters we have!

Keep sending in those Mortuary Mail questions at barrytebros@gmail.com if you have a question for one of the characters from Obituary!

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[Patrick James Dy from Facebook replies: Don't you get hot wearing [your sweater] all the time? Then, if the weather is really hot, you would wear something else.] [June: "What?? No! But... of course not! I like my sweater!"] [The Faceless Abomination: "But what if, June Crocker, you found out that your sweater was actually..."] [The Faceless Abomination: "SNAKES!" June's sweater is now snakes.] [The snakes writhe; some slither away; June is not amused.] [June: "Faceless, we've really got to talk about what being friends means, okay?" The Faceless Abomination: "I am sorry June, I... nevermind... Here, help me gather them up. I can only transform them back if they're in a big pile."]

Keep those Mortuary Mail questions coming! Email us at barrytebros@gmail.com if you have a question for one of the characters from Obituary!

Want even more Obituary content? Join us on Patreon -- and join our mailing list to hear any big announcements.

[Willow Hodge from Facebook asks: I've heard people get really cold when gohsts are near. Is that why June wears a sweater?] [June: "Oh, uh, no. I like wearing sweaters because it's the closest I can come to wearing a blanket all the time."] [Blatsy: "And I know you didn't ask, but I'm all about those short sleeve shirts and shorts! We're such a classic pair of opposites!"] [Catfield enters through Blatsy's chest. Catfield: "Hey, June! Is it unethical to sell the funeral programs?" June: "Oh, right. A ghost's aura may not be cold, but the core of a ghost definitely is." Blatsy: "My stomach has never been more chilled!"]

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