Mortuary Sweaters - A double feature!

Mortuary Mail's been flooding in, so the folks around Eternal Rivers Mortuary decided to take on two questions this week!

[Samantha Sanchez from Facebook asks: How are some of the others feeling about Faceless hanging around?] [The Faceless Abomination: "I do not simply 'hang around.' I have taken on young June Crocker as a pupil! I am training her in the arts of Death itself..."] [Lady Plume: _And_ reading all my books, without my permission..."] [Gramplin: "And rearrangin' my medals! I worked hard to steal those, and even harder to order them by theft!"] [Catfield: "And eating every crumb in he pantr-"] [The room quakes. The Faceless Abomination: "THE SENSATION SOOTHES ME!"] [The ghosts smile nervously. The Faceless Abomination: "As you can see, I have been... received with grace..."]

And no topic is more popular or relevant than June's sweater!

[Nathaniel Logsdon from Facebook asks: Do you ever not wear your sweater?] [June: "Well, I don't wear it in the shower, of course. Or when I go to bed. I wear pajamas instead. I _think_ that's it though."] [June thinks.] [June thinks harder.] [June: "Don't you want to know more about my life, or, like, ghosts?"]

Until next time, keep sending in your questions about June's sweater to barrytebros@gmail.com, to learn more about June's sweater? Join all the other sweaters on Patreon, and join our mailing sweater to hear about any big sweaters we have!

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