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![[Coach McKinney: "Now, hog porkit, Miss Alexander! What do you think you're wearing??"] [Lisa Rose wears a pig costume: "I'm not _wearing anything, Coach McKinney!"] [Lisa Rose: "June turned me into a pig! She's a witch!"] [Voices: "I knew it!" "I thought it first!" "She _is_ a witch!" Coach McKinney: "Boo! She's a witch!" More voices: "Boo!" "Booooo!" Boo!" "I can't see myself voting for someone who would cast such a malicious spell!" "I am shocked by this new information coming to light and my vote has been swayed by such a scandal!"] [Lisa Rose smiles tauntingly at June. Coach McKinney: "Con-jurit, June Crocker. No witches allowed in class! Go take a march to counselor Stein-Stein's office. Everybody else, get ready to vote for Lisa Rose."] [Sandy: "Don't worry, June, we can flip those Frumpy Friedas with some school spirit!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_670a1b723e064213abecb979452cd08b~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_670a1b723e064213abecb979452cd08b~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg)
![[June stands in front of a banner: "June is your voice. Lisa Rose is capitalist pig." June: "Students! Lunch workers! The Bourgeoisie is exploiting you, the honest proletariat! You need a leader who will be your voice. I, June Crocker will be that voice!"] [Student 1: "Lisa Rose is a pig?" Student 2: "A pig can't be president!" Student 3: "My opinion. It is now different."] [June, whispered: "Thanks" Dmitri: "Now promise ration increase. Is very popular." Crowd: "I definitely couldn't vote for a pig. That would be illogical." "Yes, no pig voting." "Let us vote for June instead." "Yes, I am for June voting, for she is our voice, according both to her words and that banner."] [Lisa Rose watches from the back of the crowd.] [Lisa Rose: "So I'm a pig, huh?"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_5adf52e22917418c9eca620faf1428e6~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_5adf52e22917418c9eca620faf1428e6~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg)
![[June: "Great, Lisa Rose rebranded my style so everyone's dressed the same. I'm not standing out any more."] [June: "We have to try-" Voice: "-something wild and radical?"] [June: "Oh no." Dr. Marloon: "Oh yes! Sounds like you could use my newest invention: the Campaign Flare! It super-heats--"] [June: "Dr. Marloon, I truly appreciate the sentiment, but... your intentions are often misplaced."] [Dr. Marloon: "Nonsense! My dual-turbine engine tripled outputs in the Industrial Revolution!" Blatsy: "In terms of energy?" Dr. Marloon: "In terms of _smog_! And _that's_ what the Industrial Revolution was _really_ about!" June, quietly: "Dr. Marloon, please leave."] [Dr. Marloon: "Would you at least consider B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P. as your vice presidential candidate?" June: "That's not how this works!"] [Dr. Marloon: "Don't worry, June. I'll help you yet!" Dmitri: "You know, Comrade Crocker, is not all bad when everyone is same..."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_bcb824a7d31449a6a308658ac5dc7ca0~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_bcb824a7d31449a6a308658ac5dc7ca0~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg)