[Coach McKinney: "Alright, you swiggled teeny bops, get your papers out and ready to present. You're up first, Vince Rasp, you traglodyte."] [Vince (background): "Benedict Arnold was a pretty cool dude. He did what he wanted. Like..." June (whispered): "Blatsy. I don't have my paper."] [Blatsy (whispered): "What? I saw you take it out of your locker."] [June (whispered): "It's just guacamole now!" It is.] [Sandy: "Maybe it's in there _with_ the guacamole?"] [Coach McKinney: "Now pair graphit, Vince Rasp, that was only a fraction of what you were supposed to do for this assignment." Vince: "What can I say, sir? I'm a minimalist."] [Coach McKinney: "Underachiever's more like it. June Crocker, get up there and show us what a real oral report sounds like." June: "Actually, Coach McKinney. I don't have it."] [Coach McKinney: "What the heck are you covered in?"] [June: "Guac, sir."] [The Faceless Abomination: "CUUURRRSEDDDD!" June's desk breaks.]

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[A school bell rings] [June: "I don't know if I should be at school, Sandy" Sandy: "June, you're fine. Mind over matter. Don't let that faceless abomination get in your head."] [June: "It's _the_ Faceless Abomination. And it's already made my day miserable." Blatsy: "Geez, June, that sounds pretty dang lousy, but remember: It could always be w-"] [Blatsy: "Woah!" A cat jumps out of Blatsy's locker.] [Blatsy: "Now how did this cat get in my locker?" The Faceless Abomination: "CUUURRRRSED..."]

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[June turns off her alarm clock.] [June's alarm clock catches fire.] [June notices the fire. The Faceless Abomination: "Cursed..."] [Later: June squeezes her toothpaste tube.] [Er... bugs?] [June stares at the tube of bugs. The mirror behind her cracks.  The Faceless Abomination: "Cuuursed!"] [Later: June eats cereal, as rain blows sideways through the window directly at her.] [June blocks the rain with an umbrella.] [The rain curves around the umbrella and douses June nonetheless. The Faceless Abomination: "CUURRRSED...!"]

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