Spectre Elector - p11obituarycartoonDec 4, 20191 min readJoin us on Patreon and join our mailing list!
![[Coach McKinney: "Now, hog porkit, Miss Alexander! What do you think you're wearing??"] [Lisa Rose wears a pig costume: "I'm not _wearing anything, Coach McKinney!"] [Lisa Rose: "June turned me into a pig! She's a witch!"] [Voices: "I knew it!" "I thought it first!" "She _is_ a witch!" Coach McKinney: "Boo! She's a witch!" More voices: "Boo!" "Booooo!" Boo!" "I can't see myself voting for someone who would cast such a malicious spell!" "I am shocked by this new information coming to light and my vote has been swayed by such a scandal!"] [Lisa Rose smiles tauntingly at June. Coach McKinney: "Con-jurit, June Crocker. No witches allowed in class! Go take a march to counselor Stein-Stein's office. Everybody else, get ready to vote for Lisa Rose."] [Sandy: "Don't worry, June, we can flip those Frumpy Friedas with some school spirit!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_670a1b723e064213abecb979452cd08b~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_670a1b723e064213abecb979452cd08b~mv2_d_1988_3075_s_2.jpg)
