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![[Voice: "Stop this rehearsal at once!"] [Mamplin: "Oh no."] [Hillary: "Hey, Trulish! Better hold onto that body!" June: "We don't have the full story about Trulish Gramplin."] [June: "He didn't die on the battlefield like the statue outside of our school would suggest!" Mamplin: "Now, hold on there--" Student: "Has that window always been there?"] [June: "Because, in fact, he died as the unsung savior _of this town!_"] [Student 1: "A secret identity?" Student 2: "I don't see _that_ information in this play." Student 3: "This literature has dramatized, and omitted elements of the truth, and that realization has shaken me."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_bbdc9e8d9e864ed6946f89467ef2a215~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_bbdc9e8d9e864ed6946f89467ef2a215~mv2.jpg)
![[Hillary: "Waddup waddup! How goes it, June?" June: "Terribly. Everything I've found so far just _confirms_ what Gramplin is trying to erase. And some of it's worse... _way_ worse."] [Hillary: "Well, on the plus side, his version is a train wreck." June: "Really?" Hillary: "Oh, yeah. It's hilarious!"] [June: "I don't understand why he's going through all this trouble..."] [Hillary: "Things matter to everyone differently. Like, I gave up performing songs because my family mattered way more to me. Some people would find that nuts. With Gramplin... his military record is how he assesses himself, which is pretty wild."] [Hillary: "Like, he doesn't even care about all the good he did as mayor..."] [June: "Wait. What? Mayor?"] [Hillary: "You know, for a girl surrounded by _living_ history, I'm surprised you never realized this. Buckle up."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_40a485d30eb24a498241bc95291b0be8~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_40a485d30eb24a498241bc95291b0be8~mv2.jpg)
![[Marmen: "Alright, everyone! Follow me! And five, six, seven, eight!" Students, singing: "Hail General Gramplin, because he's so courageous! He is a model of what we want to be!" Vince: "That's right, I'm a general."] [Daisy, atop a pile of bodies: "Run, General Gramplin! Save yourself!" Vince: Okay, but not because I'm a coward, but because I never disobey an order. Never have and never will!"] [Student 1, carrying a money sack: "Let's pin this crime on that righteous General Gramplin!" Student 2, also carrying a money sack: "Yes, let us do just that!" Student 3, likewise carrying a money sack: "I'm going to write it in the history books to tarnish his name!" Dmitri: "Poor General. Stripped of honor by jealous soldiers."] [Vince: "Mr. President, we have to get the devil out of you so you can abolish slavery. But don't let anybody know I helped you." Blatsy, flailing, strapped to a bed: "Never! I love Satan too much!" Mamplin: "Again! With more passion!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_a5bd63a0caf440028a14a82b6aa8d8b3~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_a5bd63a0caf440028a14a82b6aa8d8b3~mv2.jpg)