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[Olivia Oliveri from Facebook asks: Does one of the ghosts have a dark and mysterious past?] [Catfield: "Not so mysterious, but - surprise - ol' Catfield managed to have a little darkness leak into life!"] [Catfield: "I was at the top of my game. Sales were good and business was booming"] [Catfield: "I had just dipped into produce, and was trying to move some Kalamata olives. But when I arrived at the corner deli..."] ["...there was no one up front!"] ["I should have just left then and there, but I noticed the door to the back was ajar - and - boy, oh boy!"] [Catfield: "Two goons were beating the tar out of the butcher"] [Catfield: "And, of course, I'm such a klutz. I managed to break a jar of olives as I tried to slink away. And just like that - badda-bing-badda-boom - Ol' Catfield was under the thumb of the mob!"]

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[Ashley Wong from Facebook asks: This is a hard question for most of the ghosties but, how did they each die and how do they feel about it?] [Gramplin: "I died of old age. Not a bad way to go, considering how close to death I was during the war."] [Plume: "_I_ died of typhoid and it was excruciating. But... I now have far more time to read, away from any social obligations..."] [Marloon: I managed to electro-drown myself. Ha. Typical ol' Marloon, huh?"] [The ghosts stare at Dr. Marloon. She smiles.] [Marloon: "Don't worry. Next time I won't test my matter transporter on _myself_ first. Lesson learned."]

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[Devid Sands from Facebook asks: What was June's life growing up?] [June: "Other than helping run a mortuary, my childhood probably wasn't that different than yours."] [June: "Every family has someone who's a little strict, or edgy, or too good-natured for their own good."] [Gramplin: "And every family has a hero to look up to!" June: "Gramplin, I was-"] [June: And everyone's famil has that one person who, once you get them going..." Gramplin (background): "It was dawn. Fog surrounded me and my men as we approached St. Marcus Church. Scouts had reported the Confederacy was just south of there but as we neared, I heard the faintest whinny. The army had us from the tail! But no army in history gets the better of General Trulish Gramplin! No sir! Without a moment of hesitation, I turned to Major General Patcher with the most wild plan. 'Pat... ...aid, 'Command the troops to... ...Patcher's a sharp tool, ... gobsmacked. 'Dismount?! Yo... ...Mad perhaps, bu... ...metimes yo... ...little mad to be... ...a wily f... ...your fight"]

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