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![[Trulish Gramplin stands next to Abraham Lincoln in a field. Gramplin holds a smoking gun. A body with a bullet hole is in front of them. Lincoln: "Oh, this is bad, Trulish. You'll have to fess up. It's the only way to prevent a... a... civil war!"] [Gramplin: "We'll burn the body. It'll be fine." Lincoln: "In this field of dry brush? So close to the orphan district? Haven't you learned *anything* from the last fire you caused?"] [Trulish Gramplin begins to sweat.] [Gramplin: "Line" Several voices call out: "Come on!" "Ahhh" "Really??"] [Coach McKinney: "War racket, Vince Rasp! It's Gramplin's motto! It's--"] [Students, leaning in from the wings of a stage: "Never have and never will!" Vince and Blatsy, wearing a Lincoln hat, stand on stage.]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_832833cb1fe64087bf9d62fb5cc9bb3e~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_832833cb1fe64087bf9d62fb5cc9bb3e~mv2.jpg)
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![[Gramplin: "A play about me, eh? I'm sure it highlights my bravery and--"] [Gramplin: "Wait one sardine... Burgling stores... Bribing the natives... Impersonating General Grant to attend a gala! This is outrageous!"] [June: "But you did all those things." Gramplin: "Well, yes, but where's the mention of all the good I did?"] [June, Blatsy, and Sandy avert their eyes.] [June: "...We should... really go back to memorizing our lines..." Blatsy: "Right. That school paper's theater critic won't impress himself." Gramplin: "You're going to perform this slander for a critic? Who writes for the print media? I've got to stop it!"] [June: "No, Gramplin, you don't. You can't just rewrite history."] [Gramplin: "Or... can't I...?"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_c4aa8faf6b534160be83238b1168127d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_c4aa8faf6b534160be83238b1168127d~mv2.jpg)
![[Blatsy: "I don't know, Mary Todd, the theatre always does calm me d-"] [Gramplin, entering through the wall: "Lady Plume! I'd love nothing more than your honest opinion on-" June: "Gramplin! Courtesy calls before entering, please!"] [Gramplin: "Sorry for the intrusion, June, I thought Lady Plume might..."] [Gramplin: "What are you hiding behind you?"] [June: "What? Um... it's..."] [Blatsy: "All aour research for our play about _you_, General Gramplin!"] [June: "Blatsy!" Blatsy: "What?" Sandy: "I'm learning so much!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_9d8ac1b6d6764e58bb48852ba48a1e90~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_9d8ac1b6d6764e58bb48852ba48a1e90~mv2.jpg)
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