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![[Marmen: "Alright, everyone! Follow me! And five, six, seven, eight!" Students, singing: "Hail General Gramplin, because he's so courageous! He is a model of what we want to be!" Vince: "That's right, I'm a general."] [Daisy, atop a pile of bodies: "Run, General Gramplin! Save yourself!" Vince: Okay, but not because I'm a coward, but because I never disobey an order. Never have and never will!"] [Student 1, carrying a money sack: "Let's pin this crime on that righteous General Gramplin!" Student 2, also carrying a money sack: "Yes, let us do just that!" Student 3, likewise carrying a money sack: "I'm going to write it in the history books to tarnish his name!" Dmitri: "Poor General. Stripped of honor by jealous soldiers."] [Vince: "Mr. President, we have to get the devil out of you so you can abolish slavery. But don't let anybody know I helped you." Blatsy, flailing, strapped to a bed: "Never! I love Satan too much!" Mamplin: "Again! With more passion!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_a5bd63a0caf440028a14a82b6aa8d8b3~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_a5bd63a0caf440028a14a82b6aa8d8b3~mv2.jpg)
![[June: "There are so many things wrong with what you're doing right now." Gramplin: "Whatever do you mean?"] [Moctor Marloon, measuring Lisa Rose's head with calipers: "Ooo! You'll be just right... for the show, of course..."] [June: "Why can't you just let this go?" Gramplin: "Oh, June. You'll understand when you're dead." Hillary: "Eh. Debatable."] [June: "How's this? If I can find a more accurate depiction of your life, you'll drop this."] [Gramplin: "Well, I'll certainly never refuse someone taking interest in my life."] [Gramplin, re-hooding into Mamplin: "Fine. If your version is better, I'll admit defeat-- which is something I never have done alive or dead!"] [June and Mamplin shake on it.] [Mamplin: "Now, if you'll excuse me-- _I have a play to save!_"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_5853759dcb0044ac978a882778d7302d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_5853759dcb0044ac978a882778d7302d~mv2.jpg)
![[Gramplin, hoodie-ing out of Mamplin's mouth: "Hey, June, it's me!" June: "Of course it's you! What do you think you're doing here?"] [Gramplin: "I'm setting history right!" June: "By lying? And why did you rope everyone into this?"] [June: "And, Hillary, why are you here?" Hillary: "Eh, We didn't have enough fresh corpses around, but I figured why not come along for the wild ride?" June: "Um, because you're supposed to be working desk at the mortuary right now?"] [Gramplin: "Don't get all frampold, June. I found a suitable replacement."] [Catfield, holding up a beetle, in front a corpse that is oozing beetles: "Huh..."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_051f4cf7ccde444d88ac113836662c9e~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_051f4cf7ccde444d88ac113836662c9e~mv2.jpg)