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[Catfield, taking out the trash: "Hey friends! Thanks for meeting me in our usual spot behind the mortuary, because - boy - I am coming to you with a lucrative offer!"] [Catfield, brandishing trash: "The pitch is easy! Join the _Obituary_ Patreon. You give us your money, and we give you all sorts of things, like wallpapers and audio recordings!"] [Catfield: "That sweaty cash you give us is reinvested into Obituary for overhead costs and future projects like hiring talent or even potential merchandise."] [Catfield: "We appreciate your continued support and hope you join our Patreon, just like I hope you won't tell anyone about me never properly disposing of all those coffins."] [Catfield stands behind a large mound of improperly disposed-of coffins.]

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