Calvin Locke and Ghosts


[jfcblox from Discord asks: "Calvin, do you like ghosts?"] [Calvin Locke: "Ghosts? More like _schmosts_, cuz they aren't real! Heh. _Any_one who believes in-"] [June: "Hey. So... sorry to interrupt, but- Look, Calvin's not a... character. He was just a throw-away bit." Calvin Locke: "I was?"] [June: "Yeah, Uh, real sorry." Calvin Locke: "Oh..."] [The Faceless Abomination: "And as a throw-away bit, we must eliminate the character!"] [The Faceless Abomination snaps, Calvin Locke bursts into doves.] [June: "Was that really necessary?" The Faceless Abomination: "Not necessary, but absolutely mandatory."]

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