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Revamplin' Gramplin - p14


[Vince: "Your version of him is some perfect hero--"] [Vince: "--and your version is some dull, charitable politician. Both are super vanilla."] [B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P. "I AGREE. General Gramplin was less of an EXCEPTIONAL HUMAN and more like an undesirable - yet still consumable - ice cream FLAVOR."] [B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "And how could this ICE CREAM MAN possibly best Jefferson Davis in a wrestling match?" Mamplin: "Because of his exceptional upper body--"] [Mamplin: "It doesn't matter! I _do not care_ if you all find this boring. I... never have and never will! This _is_ the play that we _will_ perform!"] [Students walk away, murmuring: "This isn't any fun..." "This guy's as lame as that general." "Shows like this must be why people hate theatre."] [The door slams. June and the 'theatre troupe' are alone on stage.] [June: "Huh."]

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