Spectre Elector - p18obituarycartoonJan 22, 20201 min readJoin us on Patreon, and join our mailing list.
![[Principal Shalat: "Thank you so much, June. And now to hear from Lisa Rose Alexander!"] [Lisa Rose scowls at the crowd.] [Lisa Rose: "Who wants cake?" Daisy and Violet unveil an enormous cake that says: "VOTE LISA ROSE"] [Student 1: "I want cake! Who wouldn't want cake?"] [Student 2: "Hey! There's money in this cake!" Lisa Rose: "That's right! Vote for me and I'll give you money cake!" Student 3: "We're so easily manipulated!"]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_844e2837ab1c483293340bf8644554c0~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_844e2837ab1c483293340bf8644554c0~mv2.jpg)
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