Food Chain

School is a wild place! What animal in the food chain are you?

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[Vince: "Hey, Witch Girl, you wanna burn some ants?" June: "First of all, it's 'June.'" Vince: "'Kay." June: "And second, Vince, I want you to stop bullying Blatsy. He's my friend and you're better than that."] [Vince: "Yeah, okay, sure. I won't bother him anymore."] [June: "Oh. Wow. That was surprisingly simple." Vince: "Look. I'm just working through some complex emotions and high school's a bit like the African plains. Your boy, Square Frames, was a weak gazelle, so I pounced."] [June: "And in this metaphor you are...?" Vince: "A polar bear." June: "Polar bears aren't in the African plains and don't eat ga-" Vince: "I know. I'm just that cool."]

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