Obituary: The Cartoon Series

Subjective

For the month that's both her namesake and celebrates Pride, June and company now appear with a splash of color!

[Sandy: "So, June, what subject in school are you most excited for?" June: "I'm pretty excited to learn about different cultures in world history!"] [Sandy: "What about you, Blatsy?" Blatsy: "Probably geometry." June: "Really? I had no idea you also liked math!"] [Blatsy: "Geometry is math? Oh, man, I should probably get rid of all this fertilizer in my backpack!"]

Clear Communication

Dr. Marloon always has just the solution to each of June's problems! She's as thoughtful as she is brilliant! But maybe something's missing from her process...

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[Dr. Marloon: Wait! June! I was thinking... in case of emergencies, you'll need a way to initiate a clear line of communication!"] [June: "No need to worry, Dr. Marloon. I bought a cell phone! It's... sort of like that pocket telegraph you made, but it vibrates instead of puncturing your skin with a needle."] [June: "All right. Off to school now. Bye!"] [Dr. Marloon: "Well _now_ what am I going to do with all of these alphabetically encoded fireworks??"]

Role Models

With role models like these, who needs, anything more?

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[Lady Plume: "Trulish, do you worry that June will make improper decisions at school?" General Gramplin: "Why, Lady Plume, there's no need to fret!"] [General Gramplin: "We've been perfect role models! You've taught her manners and fairness, and I've taught her to be honorable and bold!"] [Voice: "Trulish Gramplin, you rat! That feather duster belongs in my great grand mammy's coffin! You've even gone and left it open!"] [General Gramplin: "Well, I'm, uh, sure I taught her something..." Voice (in the background): "Gramplin! Just you wait 'til I get my ghostly mitts on you!"]