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[Lord Money Bags from email asks: Well Lisa Rose, since you want a question, here's one for ya. Where did your old man get all his money?] [Lisa Rose: "First and foremost, thank you for being sensible enough to ask me a question. It's good to know that not _everyone_ out there is so dense."] [Lisa Rose: Violet, add a sunburst to the background." Violet: "Oh, uh, okay, Lisa Rose..."] [Lisa Rose: "Second, um... my dad? Uh no. It was my _mom_ who earned the money for our family, thank you very much. She started her own ad agency and manages some massive global brands."] [Lisa Rose: (to Violet) "That's perfect. Print it."] [Lisa Rose: "Rising to the top runs in our blood. My older sisters are prime examples of this. Layla is editor-in-chief of the internationally-respected media outlet Oxford Stock, and Lila was just promoted to COO at the luxury airline Xihi Airways. We're leaders like that."] [Daisy holds a paper. Daisy: "Ready?" Lisa Rose: "Show it."] [Daisy reveals a poster: "I'm Better Thank You. VOTE Lisa Rose for President" Lisa Rose: "And of course, I'm bound to follow in their footsteps. First stop: Freshman class president."]

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[Chris Hawkins from Facebook asks: Do ghosts compare graves?] [Gramplin: "Compare graves? Ha! In death that sort of thing hardly disturbs a fellow!"] [Baron Wealthy von Moneybags-Coolsburry Jr: "So, Gramplin, you aren't at all bothered by the splendid mausoleum built for me, Baron Wealthy von Moneybags-Coolsburry Jr?"] [Gramplin: "Psh. What? Who would want that... grand... glorious... dumb... thing... heh..."]

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[Sophia Askins from email asks: Was Faceless the ghost that Lady Plume was in a relationship with? She seems to know a lot about [it], AND when she saw the bracelet she immediately freaked out.] [Lady Plume: "If you must know, we did know each other, when I was alive."] [Faceless: "We were passionate lovers."] [Lady Plume: "Annd in a few select instances, I did help it, yes. A soul here or there, but nothing more."] [Faceless: "We were an unstoppable team. Perfectly in step, capturing loose and savage souls, and then sharing exquisite, exquisite kisses in a literal void of passion across multiple planes of existence."] [Lady Plume: "But if I ever felt anything, well, it was only a small amount of platonic respect for a colleague."] [Faceless: "Lady plume is a wiled beast. And that is coming from a powerful phantasm."] [Lady Plume: "Anyway, that was all a long time ago. I'm sure Faceless hardly remembers."] [Faceless: "It feels like it was only yesterday... Sweet Elizabeth, I will relight that fire in you once more..."]

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