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[B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "My first command as President: I require..."] [B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P, as a disco ball descends and speakers blast music: "A DANCE PARTY"] [Everyone dances. Blatsy: "Who would have thought the Freshman Class President had so much power?" Dmitri: "Is victory for Party Party!" Sandy: "Come on, June! Join the jam!"] [June, sees Lisa Rose.] [June: "Just a second. There's something I should do."]

Ahhh... brings back memories of our high school election results...

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[Principal Shalat: "Well, students. All the votes have been tallied."] [Principal Shalat: "And now the moment you've all been waiting for: The Freshman Class President... for this year... is..." June: "I guess we'll all just have to get used to Lisa Rose as presi-"] [Principal Shalat: "B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P, the Party Robot!" June: "WHAT?" Lisa Rose: "NO!" Dr. Marloon: "Well done, my child!" Daisy: "All those buttons for nothing!"] [Dmitri: "But how could...? Dr. Marloon: "I told you all! B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P. was designed _specifically_ to win elections. And - although it still does love _literal_ parties as well - it ran an absolutely masterful social media campaign." Blatsy: "That is a really compelling gif." Sandy: "It can't really shoot lasers can it?"]

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[Principal Shalat: "Thank you so much, June. And now to hear from Lisa Rose Alexander!"] [Lisa Rose scowls at the crowd.] [Lisa Rose: "Who wants cake?" Daisy and Violet unveil an enormous cake that says: "VOTE LISA ROSE"] [Student 1: "I want cake! Who wouldn't want cake?"] [Student 2: "Hey! There's money in this cake!" Lisa Rose: "That's right! Vote for me and I'll give you money cake!" Student 3: "We're so easily manipulated!"]

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