Revamplin' Gramplin - p6 That dramaturge reminds me of someone... but whoever could it be? Join us on Patreon and WEBTOON!
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![[Dramaturge: "Salutations, fellow thespians!" Hillary: "Hey, June! Ready for things to get weird?!"] [Dramaturge: "We are the Historically-Accurate Theatre Troupe."] [Dramaturge: "Your play celebrating the great Trulish Verimore Gramplin is TOO inaccurate to be performed! We must correct it!"] [Coach McKinney: "So you're just gonna waltz in here and direct my show?" Dramaturge: "Yes."] [Coach McKinney stares down the dramaturge.] [Coach McKinney, leaving: "Best news all week. Have at it."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_c7a0b61b0c244a6386203a3c0b88ceb8~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_c7a0b61b0c244a6386203a3c0b88ceb8~mv2.jpg)
![[Coach McKinney: "Ya'll gotta learn your lines! This play's about the school's namesake, not some hoopla an' rip-roar. This ain't no fling-ding party."] [B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "Affirmative. Being Jefferson Davis is far from a party. SLEEP MODE."] [Coach McKinney: "Bot rowbit! Violet, be Jefferson Davis." Violet: "But I'm already an abolitionist; that seems counter-intuitive." Lisa Rose: "Coach McKinney, why can't _I_ be Jefferson Davis?"] [Voice: "Stop this rehearsal at once!"] [June: "Oh no..."]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_8c4ebbc97415430d99332bad2a4b9119~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_8c4ebbc97415430d99332bad2a4b9119~mv2.jpg)
![[Trulish Gramplin stands next to Abraham Lincoln in a field. Gramplin holds a smoking gun. A body with a bullet hole is in front of them. Lincoln: "Oh, this is bad, Trulish. You'll have to fess up. It's the only way to prevent a... a... civil war!"] [Gramplin: "We'll burn the body. It'll be fine." Lincoln: "In this field of dry brush? So close to the orphan district? Haven't you learned *anything* from the last fire you caused?"] [Trulish Gramplin begins to sweat.] [Gramplin: "Line" Several voices call out: "Come on!" "Ahhh" "Really??"] [Coach McKinney: "War racket, Vince Rasp! It's Gramplin's motto! It's--"] [Students, leaning in from the wings of a stage: "Never have and never will!" Vince and Blatsy, wearing a Lincoln hat, stand on stage.]](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/dcd43a_832833cb1fe64087bf9d62fb5cc9bb3e~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_1516,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/dcd43a_832833cb1fe64087bf9d62fb5cc9bb3e~mv2.jpg)