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Good Word

[B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "Hey, man, can I ask you for a FAVOR?" Vince: "Absolutely, Double B. What's up?"] [B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "Nxt tim you're in Principal Shallot's office, can you put in a GOOD WORD for me with SUSAN?"] [Vince: "Susan? Who's that?" B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "The secretary's DOT-MATRIX PRINTER."] [Vince: "Dude, she's like hella ancient!" B.E.E.P. B.O.O.P: "What can I say? I like OLDER MODELS."]

Costume Change

[Gravos Chaoshart from WebToon asks: "You know people change and the taste for outfit changes as well... This made me wonder, can ghosts change outfit if they try hard enough?"] [Clown Ghost: "Why, I do something _like_ that sort of thing all the time! Watch!"] [Clown Ghost concentrates] [Clown Ghost scatters confetti and spiders] [Clown Ghost: "But we do seem to have some wild limitations. Would be nice conjure up a new hat for a change... Oh well! Guess we're haunted by our _own_ ghosts, haha!"]

Tea

[June: "Excuse me, Lady Plume, could you help me with this?" Lady Plume: "Yes, dear, I'm happy to assist with your assignments."] [June: "Margaret invites Franny, Lori, and Gus over for a tea party. She has three packets of green tea, two packets of oolong tea, four packets of white tea, and one packet of black tea. If each of them has two different types of tea, what is the probability that two packets of white tea will be left?"] [Lady Plume: "Oh mercy me! That can't be right!" June: "You think there's a mistake in the book?"] [Lady Plume: "Yes! A tea party should always provide a list of desserts for proper pairings! What sort of social etiquette class is this?!" June: "This is a math class!"]

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