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Role Models

With role models like these, who needs, anything more?

[Lady Plume: "Trulish, do you worry that June will make improper decisions at school?" General Gramplin: "Why, Lady Plume, there's no need to fret!"] [General Gramplin: "We've been perfect role models! You've taught her manners and fairness, and I've taught her to be honorable and bold!"] [Voice: "Trulish Gramplin, you rat! That feather duster belongs in my great grand mammy's coffin! You've even gone and left it open!"] [General Gramplin: "Well, I'm, uh, sure I taught her something..." Voice (in the background): "Gramplin! Just you wait 'til I get my ghostly mitts on you!"]

Second Impressions

Don't make a bad second impression, June!

[June: "So you're telling me the _second_ day is most important??" Mr. Catfield: "Well, sure, June! Consistency is what makes for a dependable product! Nobody would by a mop that only cleans _half_ the time! So what has everyone bought you as?"] [June: "Uh... the weird girl."] [Mr. Catfield thinks] [Mr. Catfield: "I've got it! I'll find you some mice and buttons to munch on during class!" June: "Mr. Catfield, please don't!"]

Day 2

Holy wow! More than 3 Million people have watched June's first day of school!

So what's she up to now?

[Voice: "June! It's the day! It's the day! Oh my goodness! It's the day! It's the DAAAAAAAAAAAAY JUUUUNE! JUNE! Get UP, June! You don't want to be late!"] [June: Wh-Sandy... It's just my second day of high school. And it's so early..."] [Sandy: "I know, June, but think of all the people who are eagerly waiting to see you again at school! It may have only been one day, but to some it may feel closer to 666 days, give or take 12 hours." June: "That's uniquely specific." Sandy: "I know, right?"]
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