You can count on Carmen and Hilary to tell you how they really feel. It's an awfully complimentary statue though. What will your memorial statue look like?

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[Hilary: "Whoa, Gramplin, you weren't kiddin' about this statue." Gramplin: "Isn't it marvelous, Carmen and Hilary?"] [Gramplin: "It captures my nobleness, my boldness, and the grandeur of the name Trulish Gramplin."] [A bird poops on the statues face] [Carmen: "And just like him, it's an easy target!" Gramplin: "No! NO! This is even worse than when I was shot! Multiple times!! Curse you birds!!"]

Happy 4th of July! Sandy's "fireworks" are much tastier than Dr. Marloon's, even if they are messy. If you celebrate it, what are you doing for the 4th of July?

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[Sandy: "Oh, Blatsy, check this out."] [Sandy shakes soda. Blatsy: "What are you-?" June: "Blatsy, get down!"] [FWOOM! Soda sprays everywhere!] [Sandy: "One of the perks of being dead is not having to worry about getting your clothes dirty!" Blatsy: "Neat!" June: "I'll find a mop." Student 1 (distantly): "Is that bottle floating?" Student 2 (distantly): "I'll bet that Witch Girl is using her evil magic!" Student 3 (distantly): "I find that floating bottle both strange and alarming, and I objectively despise whoever made it do that."]

School is a wild place! What animal in the food chain are you?

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[Vince: "Hey, Witch Girl, you wanna burn some ants?" June: "First of all, it's 'June.'" Vince: "'Kay." June: "And second, Vince, I want you to stop bullying Blatsy. He's my friend and you're better than that."] [Vince: "Yeah, okay, sure. I won't bother him anymore."] [June: "Oh. Wow. That was surprisingly simple." Vince: "Look. I'm just working through some complex emotions and high school's a bit like the African plains. Your boy, Square Frames, was a weak gazelle, so I pounced."] [June: "And in this metaphor you are...?" Vince: "A polar bear." June: "Polar bears aren't in the African plains and don't eat ga-" Vince: "I know. I'm just that cool."]